Straight A students

Today i decided it was time to switch up my typical jansport backpack, so pulled my mom's old leather purse outta my closet and loaded it up with the things i thought nessesary. Once i finished, i looked down and realized i had loaded up on only my hair stuff, tide to go, only "cute" pencils, makeup, nail files, my wallet, my rhinestone calculator, and every note i get from hailey after 1st period. and i wonder why i dont have straight As?